Cat

A common pet who is often mistaken for being 'smart' when actually they're sarcastic bastards. Pretty much the opposite of a dog. You are either a cat person or a dog person - NEVER both.

They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish

1: What is that strange creatures over there?
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.

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Alexx

A girl who's name is often mistaken for a males therefore adds an 'X' to make it more feminine.

She's feisty, stubborn, opinionated.

A real alpha-female.

"Oh my God!"
"What is it?!"
"I think it was an Alexx. Look at her!"
"I think you're right. That IS an Alexx. Damn, she's a boss"

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