F-Town

The localised name for Farnborough, Hampshire.
A cess pool of misery, Farnborough is home to some of the most non-elusive drug dealers who make threats towards children with no thoughts to the repercussions. Further, it is home to globally renowned slags and enough wannabe roadmen, (see roadman) to make manz wanna dip and go to A-Town.
Home to Farnborough Hill Girls, Showza and birthplace of The Wockley Grot.

Man: I’m going to London tomorrow. Well, I say London, I’m actually going to F-Town.
Wife: Honey! Don’t go to Farnborough! You’ll die!