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garage

French word for car hold.

Ze terrorists.. zay give me ze humm vee taken from ze american troops, but zhes so beeg zhe does not fit in ze garage.

by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005

533πŸ‘ 240πŸ‘Ž


Weird Al

Full Name: Weird Al Yankovich.

Funny guy who writes great lyrics usually as parodies of infectious hit songs. A common misconception is that Weird Al writes lyrics to make fun of other artists, but that simply is not true. He always gets permission from the artists before he publishes his parodies. The one time an artist complained about a parody that Weird Al wrote, it turned out to be communication error. Sometimes artists will even approach him to do parodies of their songs.

Some musicians have noted that in order for one to know if they have really "made it" in the music business is to have one of your songs parodied by Al!

Although his lyrics are funny, often VERY funny, Weird Al doesn't have the best voice, nor is he the best entertainer. In fact many find that his vocals and accordian accompaniments are very annoying.

I THOUGHT I was getting tired of Achy-Breaky Heart until Weird Al did a parody of it. Now I KNOW I'm sick of it, AND the parody.

by Alfie The Horndog August 11, 2005

1158πŸ‘ 259πŸ‘Ž


black adder

Rowan Atkinson's awesome British "toilet humor" sitcom, starring Rowan as an anti-hero character known as "Black Adder". There have been no fewer than four runs of Black Adder. In each of the series our hero finds himself in a different situation, where his ambitions are doomed to failure time and again.

Hugh Laurie from "House" portrayed Black Adder's bitch in all of the Black Adder series.

by Alfie The Horndog August 11, 2005

188πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


helluva

A hip form of honey of a. Mr. T didn't invent it. It was uttered by Ben Grimm in the Fantastic Four comics long before Mr. T came along.

Hellboy was one helluva movie.

by Alfie The Horndog September 10, 2005

186πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


Hercules

Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.

Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.

Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...

by Alfie The Horndog March 23, 2007

318πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


captain kirk

William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.

but Spock.........................................................................................why?

by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005

420πŸ‘ 214πŸ‘Ž


chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

by Alfie The Horndog August 23, 2005

53πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž