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jobs

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

by Alfie the Horndog August 10, 2005

88πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Sims

Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.

Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!

Me: You are one a pathetic loser.

by Alfie the Horndog August 23, 2005

692πŸ‘ 868πŸ‘Ž


homophobe

Someone who wears an asgard to protect their virgin cheeks.

Although Thor insisted he wasn't a homophobe, he never failed to wear his asgard during battle.

by Alfie the Horndog March 21, 2007

676πŸ‘ 691πŸ‘Ž


Veronica

Full name: Veronica Lodge. In the popular Archie comics, Betty's arch nemesis for Archie's affections.

Also refers to a any prude who's idea of passion is a friendly hug.

Archie always liked Betty better because Veronica was always such a Veronica.

by Alfie the Horndog November 30, 2005

439πŸ‘ 385πŸ‘Ž


Benny Boy

Noun. Slang expression used in the 50s for a male homosexual. See faggot and homo.

Me dad told me that he enjoyed beating up "Benny Boys" with a metal baton when he was a drill sargeant in the army just before the Korean war.

by Alfie the Horndog July 18, 2005

290πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.

I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.

by Alfie the Horndog April 23, 2008

218πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


honey of a

Slang from the 50's and early 60's. Used to decribe something pleasing or good.

Our high school had a honey of a gym.

by Alfie the Horndog August 16, 2005

66πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž