Dirty Hyde

The act of fisting an arsehole so vigorously that you injure your shoulder requiring surgery.

Man that’s the last time I give Wade a dirty Hyde, I’m going to be off work for months.

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.