volcom

Clothing worn by dumbshits who drive large trucks and think skating and listening to Blink 182 is the best part of life.

"Hey man wear your Volcom shirt to this party so everyone can notice how much of a dipshit you are! It'll be hella cool!"

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box jockey

Slang for someone versed in the art of cracking safes.

"They said he could get into anything. They said he's even been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy."

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entrepreneur

French for "unemployed."

P. Diddy: "You know, I be an entrepreneur and shit."

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