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Anthony

Anthony ; An all around good guy, usually prevents the deaths of turtles walking across the road. Every now and the he stares into the night sky and spots ufos, they most likely are just airplanes in the distance, he stays optimistic on the matter. The movie "Fight Club" was based on his personal experiences of battling his multiple personalities. In the face of death he builds a snowman, when challenged he remains victorious even after losing. Once tamed a lion that knew how to swim.

Scientist : That sea lion is a lot bigger then I remember
Guy: Your clearly not as intelligent as Anthony

by Alfred Hitchdick December 23, 2013

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