Shaven haven

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

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geordie

An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

You are as fat as Geordie

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governing

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face

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Monk

A verb: to project one's money shot into the public domain

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dyslexic

If you searched for this word you are not it.
An insult to those who are particularly thick.

I doont nuw howe too speell thus ward

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