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An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.
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Sadly, not my bird
A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet
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Step by step guide:
Step 1 - do the lady from behind
Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back
Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)
Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
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If you searched for this word you are not it.
An insult to those who are particularly thick.
I doont nuw howe too speell thus ward
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A verb: to project one's money shot into the public domain
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