man flower

The errect male cock

My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.

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cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

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condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

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road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25

Check out that guy, that's road law right there.

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turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

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masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

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fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

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