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Horace

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

I went to look at the barn, and inside there were many horaces.

by Aliases August 31, 2011

30πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Stepmilf

A milf who is not really a mother, just a stepmother, so there are no possible blood problems.

A guy had sex with his stepmilf and his stepsis.

by Aliases January 21, 2010

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Panic sex

Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.

John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.

by Aliases March 2, 2014

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.

47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.

by Aliases October 12, 2012

19πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Blackaholic

A blackaholic is a white woman who only dates black men, and who always refuses to go out with white guys. She prefers black men because they are taller, more musical, more charming and also because they have bigger penises.

Blackaholics are not necessarily sluts, although sometimes they are mistakenly believed to be sluts.

Rosa is a blackaholic. Being herself white, she refused to go out with Michael because he is white. She told Michael that she only dates black men.

by Aliases February 3, 2013

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Frozen chosen

Nickname given to Canadians. Also known as the ''snow people''.

SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.

DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.

by Aliases February 18, 2014

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž