George W. Bush

1. A redneck
2. Adolf Hitler's partner in crime (HITLER KILLED JEWS, BUSH IS KILLING MUSLIMS!!!and guess what...none of it happenes overnight, it takes time, he is gona start a FUCKING world war)
3. One who can NOT eat a pretzel and chooks and faints on it
4. A racist and unwanted, retarted, homocidal murderer
5. One who can not read
6. A digrace to all americans and whites/rednecks/crackers
7. One who blames everyone in the world (particularly the Middle-East area) except himself
8. One who calls whoever that is not white or jewish a terrorist
9. Someone who touches and sometimes rapes young children under the age of 10
10. You can go on and on...

Bush: HEY YOU FUCKING BROWN SANDNIGGER TERRORIST! STOP BLOWING UP MY BUILDING! (which I ordered to)
Middle-East person: You are SO MEAN you fucking cracker!
Bush: YOU CALLING ME A CRACKER? WHERE IS MY WHIP, BUTLER!!
Bush runs after the poor brown guy with his whip crackin' in the air
Middle-East person: YOU COME A METER CLOSER AND I'LL BLOW YOU UP TOO!
Bush slowly backs up (cuz he is nothing but a racist pussy)
Middle-East person: YA I THOUGHT SO, go chew on another pretzel you Hitler wana be motherf**king REDNECK!
To be a George W. Bush is to be a complete psychopath and/or serial killer.

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