Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.

“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."

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Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong

“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls”

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Last Night Was Great

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

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Skoal scars

A worn circle on the pocket of a pair of jeans from a skoal tin.

“You can always tell a country boy from the skoal scars on his jeans.”

walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

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back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

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A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”