Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

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Parkour

French for "hopping around like a douchebag".

I remember when I watched parkour videos and thought it was a good idea to try it.

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