25th base

Sneaking into the bear enclosure at the zoo and penetrating different orifices on each bear in the order: 1. Anus 2. Ear 3. Nose 4. Mouth. There is no 5.

"I went to 25th base at London Zoo last night and they couldn't sew it back on!"

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Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"