fatified

verb: To increase the amount of ones body fat through overconsumption of North American delicacies.

Allan fatified himself Friday by eating chicken wings, fries, and drinking beer.

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mindgoogling

Being awestruck over the powers of Google.

I saw Google's Street View and it was mindgoogling!

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gift-tag

When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.

Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.

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Ogimpics

the athletic competition created for the disabled.

After Allan tragically lost his legs he had to compete in the Ogimpics.

Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."