Wilson

Noun; a wilson
verb; to wilson

A story told in which the events that supposedly transpire are too outrageous, coincidental, and obviously fictional to be true. Additionally, the storyteller may reference an unreachable friend or undisclosed search engine as a witness or justification in order to establish credibility where there is none.

A.K.A When your buddy tries to one-up your story with some bullishit story.

Notes: commonly ends with google or friend reference

can be used as a noun and verb

e.g. "Check it on google." or "Ask my friend you don't know from back home."

Guy 1: Yeah so me and my friends went skydiving this weekend.

Guy 2: Oh that's cool! Me and my buddy went yesterday with Pamela Anderson. My dad knows her through the music business.

Guy 1: Dude, shut up. I call Wilson on that!

Guy 2: I swear to god! Look it up!

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