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Search engine

A search engine is a woman who has everything you are looking for in her

‘Buddy, That chick is a search engine !’, ‘what do you mean ?’
‘Man, she has everything I’m looking for in her’

by Alknowsbest January 13, 2018

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Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018


WIGY

Acronym for : When I Get Younger.

Biological aging will soon be classified as a disease rather than a symptom by the FDA. Billions of dollars are being spent on finding a cure for aging. Most predictions are that we will have a solution to the problem by 2040 at which time we will stop and even reverse aging. At this time, people will talk about the future in terms of when they get younger just like people talk about when they get older today. The term WIGY will be commonly used and understood to mean When I Get Younger.

I’ve been thinking about WIGY and starting a new career.

Can’t wait to get myself a WIGY girlfriend.

What are your WIGY plans ?

by Alknowsbest November 8, 2021