Sexual intercourse between apples
While in the produce aisle, I witnessed two apples having rotten applecourse
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Someone that is such a douche, they belong in a league of their own
"That dude kidnapped himself?"
"What a deeshbag"
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A sexual position used during applecourse due to the side-slung location of male apple genitalia
After a long day in the cold, he was ready for a hot apple sider
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