NPC

N•P•C
Noun
1) An acronym for the gaming reference "non-player character". This is a character in a PC/console/mobile game with very minimal intelligence and problem solving abilities, limited actions and vocabulary, and is in general a pain-in-the-ass to work with based on the previously listed functional limitations.

2) Can be used interchangeably with the title "Liberal" due to the near identical personality traits and qualities listed in definition (1).

Bro 1: "Dude, when are Liberals going to evolve a frontal cortex? Those damn NPC's couldn't mentally process their way through a game of tic-tac-toe."

Bro 2: "I know right." "I once was an explorer like you, but I took an arrow to the knee."

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D-PIC

Dementia Patient In Charge. In reference to current US President Joe Biden.

D-PIC out here, leading any former US President in his number of executive orders while quoted as saying: "Well, if you can't get the votes, by executive order you're going to do something.

Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator. We're a democracy. We need consensus."
But here we are, still waiting for consensus.

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comrade koala

Noun
Com•rade ko•a•la
Slang for Kamala Harris, first female vice president of the US. Smooth brained koala's, being unable to recognize food unless it's on a tree and having no idea what rain is; is synonymous with the Vice President, who laughs uncontrollably at questions she can't answer and is a genuine idiot.

"Oh, look, Comrade Koala is laughing hysterically at another serious question."