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Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Domâs Bottom Drawer
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A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.
I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.
When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.
My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners
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When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day
My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew Iâd be charging up.
When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.
The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.
She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.
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