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When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.
Some like to call it âwhen Harry met Sallyâ, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Sideâ
When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.
Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.
When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a womanâs mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didnât enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.
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When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a womanâs mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didnât like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.
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When someone is murdered by an Icicle that is shaped like a cock.
When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.
You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.