A Kaminsky

When you do a Kaminsky you are mastering a godly death metal drum solo. A Kaminsky can also mean to master a death metal guitar song.

Dude 1: That guy is a Kaminsky! look at him! he can play spheres of madness all the way through!

The Kaminsky: Keep it brutal. My band's name is Yildun. We are awesome.

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one dolla! one dolla!

when chinese guys are selling you stuff you don't want they always go: one dolla! getchar socks on'y one dolla!

Chinese guy: one dolla! one dolla!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!

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Egg ro!

Another in the series of one dolla! one dolla!
another annoying chinese guy selling you egg rolls...except when he sells egg rolls, it sounds like egg ro!

chinese guy: getcha egg ro! egg ro! one dolla! only one dolla!
racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese merchant) Get out of my country! I dont want your fucking egg ros!

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senis

A way of either misspelling or mispronouncing the word penis which is a male reproductive organ, for those of you who are dumbasses and do not know a penis when you see one.

Dude 1: Hey man! I was having sex with a whore last night and my senis--
Dude 2: Haha dumbass. You said senis instead of penis! Haha! What were you saying? Did your penis finally grow longer than three inches?
Dude 1: Yup. How'd you guess?

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