cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.

You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.