Turtle Party

Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.

"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"

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italien bread

When you have no lube or lotion to beat off you use Olive oil as a substitute.

"Dude yesterday i didnt wanna go sanslube so I had to use Olive oil."
"Haha Making some italien bread ehh?"

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