Reheapification

The process by which one simplifies a heap tree.

Professor: "You simplify a Heap Tree with reheapification."
Student: "Wait, did you /just/ make that up?"

SARP

Self-Appointed Road Police.

Wannabe police officers that drive in an obstructive manner believing it is their job to "police" the way you drive.

SARP:

1) Refusing to move over from the overtaking lane to let you past because they are already travelling at the speed limit and so deliberately block you from going any faster.

2) At roadworks where a lane is closed they will position themselves in the 'closed' lane several miles before the cones to force everyone to queue in a single file believing that the queue will move quicker. This is despite the fact that signs have been placed along the roadside specifically telling everyone to zip merge in turn where the cones start.

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