smelfie

A selfie you take while pooping.

Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."

Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."

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potty dead leg

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

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covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

Being Bullied

Being assaulted in a physical, mental, or verbal way by a bully.

Man, I hate being bullied

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