Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

Reynah

A Reynah is a truly epic girl. Feel lucky to have a Reynah as your friend, as she’ll take care of all your gaming needs. The art made from a Reynah is truly wonderful and should be treated as such.

Hey do you know Reynah?
No but I wish I did.