A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.
A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.
When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!
Damn, I owned that horse Nigger, now he's gettin away!
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Someone with a hairy asshole.
Man, did your see that dude? When his pants came down you see so much hair on his was, it was a damn sheep anus!
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