Sunderland University

A university which is filled with international students but also people from all over the UK. People who go here are often legends while Newcastle university is often full of Tories with daddy often paying the Uni fees

Eugene: I go to Newcastle University studying Literature. Where do you go?
Jack: Sunderland University and I study Sport and Exercise

Eugene: Scoffs* how are you going to afford a private chateau in the Alps?
Jack: I prefer going to Ibiza with cheap alcohol

Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

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Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it

Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES

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