poo jabber

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult

a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."

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