Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

brodied

The act of stealing or taking without consent.
To hijack.

Bob brodied the remote control, Jim yell to him to give it back.

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Diurfay

Little is known of this word for it was simply spawned at my school in central indiana. as dirf may be used as a word to mock the ignorant and what they say, dirufay became an even more annoying 'frenchy' translation, which makes it more potent when used for irritation. by adding "Doo-Doot'n" to the beginning, much the same way with most other prefixes, it increases its exactingness and, well, its Diurfay.

Poking your brother in the face in the car, causeing him to swerve all over the road and bash off someone's rear view mirror and saying "Diurfay" with a stupid grin on your face. he then proceeds to pummel you with his fists

Skak

N. A girl who is sooo damn ugly and disgusting and slutty and ewww that she doesnt deserve to be called a skank..so you call her a skak..

"God damn damn James your your sister is a mother fucking SKAK!"

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penigami

the art of dick-folding

good golly gosh, i sure love penigami

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So Gay

not nesecarily meaning homosexual, gay can mean stupid or pointless, even meek, lame or timid.

Oh, dude that band who did the remake of that Todo song was so fucking gay

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More like...

It simply means more like. but its used in stupid chains to link equally nerdy things together.

For instance:

A:I like the velvet underground
B:Velvet underground, more like heroin.
A:more like illegal drugs
B:more like dumb
A;more like Lord of the Rings
B:More like not.
A:More like dumb, more like Legolas is such a faggot.
B:More like fuck you, buddy, legolas kicks ass. he'd kick the shit out of you
A:More like he wears a fucking dress in the last one. more like he's become such a gay sex symbol over the last few years.
B:More like a kickass fighter and archer.
A:More like that is totally obsolete when lined up to his gayness.
B:More like Ian McKellan was gay and he kicked ass as gandalf, asshole.
A:More like you are such a fag for liking lord of the rings, you fucking homo.
B:More like whatever

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