Beat the Blocks

(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.

(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.

(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.

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FIG JAM

Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me

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mindfuck

To completely dissolve one's thought process and abillity to be. Typically onset by a menber of the opposite sex. Devastating to brilliant minds.

In the movie Basic Instinct II, Sharon Stone completely mindfucks the supporting actor by setting events in motion that cause him to have a psychotic break and go on a killing rampage. Something that a Psychiatryst would never do.

"Dude, where am I?"
"You're in the back seat of my car, I found you huddled naked in some backwards mexican hotel cuddled in the corner whispering 'I am gonna be alright. I don't have 11 fingers. Barney is not some evil alien trying to kill me.' It was bad man."
"Damn, that bitch completely mindfucked me"
"Yeah, tell me about it"

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bashing

Cruising, Parking, or otherwise just being on Wabash Avenue in Terre Haute, IN on a Friday or Saturday night because, as a dirty Hautian, you have nothing better to do.

Question: "Dude, did you go bashing last Friday?"
Answer: "No, I had to take my sister on a date."

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