the "y" rule

When texting, the amount of y's after the letters he in the word "hey" is how horny someone is. The more y's, the hornier someone is.

Alex: What's up?
Charlotte: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Damn, someone's horny!
Charlotte: How'd you know, damn straight I'm horny.
Alex: The "y" rule.

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