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Herr Uan

He is just a "Herr Uan", it's quite impossible to define this specimen of man kind. He has 1% vision in his eyes and is related to Lester from the GTA 5 heists. He knows karate so be aware of any suspicuis impostor activities in his presance.

His favorite hobby is video games, specifically the popular game League of legends where he "mains" numerus champions such as: Xin Chao, Pyke, Pantheon and Nasus.

Eg "Look this is a real Herr Uan, what impeccable omen skills in valorant.

by Alli Hakka pastan January 18, 2023


kourishibiz

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020


pastanen

emil when he eats pasta

today is pasta and meatballs, look pastanen!

by Alli Hakka pastan November 26, 2020