Snatch snot

The slimy snot-like secretions or discharge of a woman's vagina.

I suddenly felt "not so fresh" so I went to the restroom to check & low & behold there was a big glob of snatch snot in my panties.

Hobosexual

A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"