Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.

Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.

Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.

Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.