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The act of masterbating with someone live via Skype.
John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
6π 2π
An erupting zit, usually near your mouth, that is painful and soo terribly obvious to everyone else because the entire top half of it is white with puss. Usually once popped it pusses back up two or three more times and also bleeds like a bitch every time it is popped.
Damnit there is no way I'm getting any ass tonight with a white cap like this on my lip!
6π 7π
The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.
The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.
4π 2π
When you jam 3 chicken tenders up a willing woman's vagina and proceed to remove and eat them.
Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger
8π 3π
When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
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When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
2π 3π
Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.
Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.
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