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Manly Danley

Well endowed individuals who have no need for the quarrels of mortals, a name synonymous with excellence, and the physique of Jean-Claude Van Damm before he started doing drugs. If you ever meet one in the wild, do not show weakness, because they smell fear, and churro's, they love churros. The best course of action will be to go on a date with them, because they are known to be great lovers and tip well.

"i saw a Manly Danley walking down the street yesterday, I gave him my number, and my virginity"

by Allknowing churro eater April 30, 2018