To lather your dick in ketchup, mustard and fried onions before inserting inside the vagina thus creating the snatch into a bun. This can be seen as a pleasurable act or a punish sourced one for example if she didn't wash the dishes correctly.
Oh baby I will hot dog you so hard
She could do with a right old hot dogging
She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.
When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.
This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.
Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is
She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.
Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.
It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.
Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.