Hoster

Hoster - if you can’t tell if the person seating you is a man or a woman. Most likely this means it’s a tranny “hoster” Or a “Pat”

Did the hostess seat you?

That’s not a hostess! That’s a hoster!

Just wear it

Take the punishment and be quiet about it.

I got in trouble and I wasn’t even a part of it! Just wear it bro, and move on.