slit grit

Slit, as in a lady's front bottom or wodge.

Grit, as in the stuff you put on icy roads and driveways to help your car get some traction.

thanks to Helen's enormous vagina i could really have used some slit grit down there

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wodge

It's short for Vagina, pronounced as if you were a horny German exchange student.

Jah, I could love to touch her on her wodgina.

You want to touch her wodge?

Jah, very much. You care for sausage and beer now?

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