self medicate

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).

I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.

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white tail

A term used to describe a female who has her white thong very visible. Term taken from a white tail deer.

Whoa, check out that white tail over there.

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black tail

A term used to describe a female who has her black thong very visible. Term taken from a black tail deer.

Whoa, checkout that black tail over there.

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wet black

The blacks of New Orleans from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina who looted non-essential items. ie. TVs, stereos, etc.

Look at that wet black on TV. stealing all that bling bling.

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dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

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porter

A name given to the janitor. Porter Industries is the janitorial service in this area.

The porters will clean that up. Don't worry about it.

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easy money

A term used for a person who has a very easy job who usually doesn't have to work hard. In most cases, the person also makes good money at doing very little.

Janitor: Hey, Easy Money. How are you tonight?
Engineer: Just slavin' for Da Man. How are you?
Janitor: Another day in paradise.

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