Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude