69

Just another number (between 68 and 70), except our Internet culture is so polluted by the impact of porn mentality that many users like this number only because it resembles a s3xual position. Seriously, why can't these people think of something else that is also similar to this number? For example, the astrological symbol of Cancer, the yin-yang symbol, or 1969 (the year when humans landed on the moon for the first time ever).

Me: *shows a yin-yang sign* Do you know what this is?
Average Internetard: It's 69 in a special format. Nice!
Me, an intellectual: It's a yin-yang sign, you uncultured fucktard.

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eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.