truthpaste

Facts spoken in earnest and without bias.

Because telling an honest truth to someone can be difficult, but is the right thing to do, just like brushing your teeth.

I'm brushing with truthpaste here when I tell you that your boyfriend is cheating on you.

That dress isn't flattering on you #truthpaste

Road 60

The act of dual oral sex performed by both the driver and passenger in a moving vehicle, typically accomplished by the passenger inverting themselves into a nearly upside down 69 position.

To keep themselves entertained during the monotonous drive through Montana, Ellen and Peter engaged in road 60.

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.