kublicious

{ koo-blee-shee-us } 1. Extraordinarily fascinating, great, wonderful, extra-ordinary; 2. so extraordinarily fascinating that you wonder whether there some trick or fraud behind it. The word originated in college to give an extra degree of greatness to the term extraordinarily fascinating.

This word was actually coined by my friend Poopie*. It was highly kublicious of him.

That dude Phelps has won 28 Olympic medals - 23 of 'em gold! Man, that's highly kublicious!!

seahores

Mermaids available in a marine bordello/whorehouse

Many a seahorse have I seen, but this seahore I saw at the Santa Fina beach blew me off my feet. I went in to her place and there were many more delectable seahores there.

moank

monk who moans all time - may be complaining or maybe out of ecstasy

He went around teaching free love to women wearing white robes. His private lessons made his students moan. One dubious moank he was.

pawsome

That awsome feeling when your pet gently paws you

My little pooch put he tiny feet on my cheeks. That feeling was, oh, so pawsome.

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unscribe

v. A popular misspelling of the word unsubscribe, often found in mailing lists and groups, used by folks who seem to be clueless about the word unsubscribe and are overwhelmed by the (e)mails that that they get in their mailboxes. Cancel a subscription to a mailing list, publication or service, especially online.

"Unscribe me! Please unscribe me!", she wrote after her mail box was flooded with non-jokes from the wacky-corner-humor-list.

Please unscribe from your mailing list.

"I am a dislocated worker in the united states and I do not know anything about this account so in that I will unscribe my account and hope you will let me out of any financial obligation that I may have. thank you."
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