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last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

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alpaca

1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you

by Alpaca Lenny April 9, 2003

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netsplittist

One who loudly and proudly announces the onset of a Netsplit, when everybody is already aware of it.

Quit: Person (netsplit)
Quit: Person2 (netsplit)
Quit: Person3 (netsplit)
Quit: Person4 (netsplit)
Quit: Person5 (netsplit)
<Idiot> we're having a netsplit.

by Alpaca Lenny January 19, 2005


Linerd

An obese middle-aged man who spends a great deal of time using and/or tinkering with Linux.

<14fark> asl?
<oldman> 40/m/NY
<14fark> wat u doin?
<oldman> i just finished tinkering with the linux kernel
<14fark> omg linerd!

by Alpaca Lenny January 31, 2005

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He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004

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