Cockney Slang (Not rhyming) for a man's wife.
Geezer: "A'wight John, you fancy a beano down to Margate next week?"
John: "Ahhhh, sounds great, but can't do mucker, I promised the enemy I'd take her to Cornwall for our anniversary, she's blow a fuse if I end up on a piss up with the lads again"
Or
Geezer: "C'ya later John, give my love to the enemy, won'cha?
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