Niplastic

Erect nipples, prominently displayed on a set of bolt ons.

Her headlights are niplastic! Salute to the Dr for the tit job!

Turd Tickle

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

Tickturd

Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.

Now hear this you tickturd, when I catch you I'm gonna bust your ass.

chic

Cannot really be defined. Its a word beyond all defination.
However, i would have to define it as.... no, i was wrong, it absolutly cannot be defined.

Its just chic.

Whoa, that shirt is totally retro chic in a urban sense.

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allendale il

Allendale (A-Dale) is a small town of about 500 people in Southern il. Allendale is known for the group of alpha males that Lived there in 2012 once they males went to mt Carmel high school the group of alpha males realized they share a school with a bunch of pussy bitches

You see that group of alphas male they must of been raised in allendale il

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Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.

The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.

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