Mercedes Benz

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

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chick car

Any car with 4 cylinders. The reason being, men typically favor power over economy.

Mazda Miata? Dude you just bought a chick car!

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ebay troll

Someone with no life and nothing better to do than go on eBay and message sellers about things that are wrong with their listings.

These losers usually have no history of selling on eBay and have a relatively low feedback score.

ebay troll: The item you are selling is a fake and I suggest you edit your listing or I will report it to ebay.

ebay seller: Get a life, and have a good day.

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homophobe

1. A closet homosexual in denial who persecutes other homosexuals to try and diminish their own insecurity.

2. A fundamentalist religious freak with a low IQ that thinks homosexuals are evil.

3. Any idiot who is afraid of gay people for no logical reason.

Being a homophobe will get you nowhere in life.

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party

an event where drugs are consumed, usually alcohol, marijuana or cocaine

I picked up some tanqueray and blow...now we can start the party!

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college

1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.

2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.

Shit, I can barely remember college.

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Philosophy

The highest and most noble academic discipline one can study.

Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches:

1. Metaphysics: the study of ultimate reality
2. Epistemology: the study of knowledge
3. Ethics: the study of human actions and conduct
4. Aesthetics: the study of art and beauty

Once you study philosophy, science doesn't seem as interesting.

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